Our favorite Halloween jokes!

We can all use a little humor from time to time. Laughter is good for the soul and also a good way to build relationships with your children. When times are challenging try adding in a kid-friendly joke and see the results. Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes:

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the "w."

What do ghosts eat for dinner?


Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

Because a dog was after his bones!

What plants like Halloween the most?


What’s scarier than a monster?

A momster.

Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?

He didn’t have the stomach for it!

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Booberry pie.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Because they have bat breath.

Why are vampires so easy to fool?

Because they’re suckers.

What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch

What do moms dress up as on Halloween?


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