We can all use a little humor from time to time. Laughter is good for the soul and also a good way to build relationships with your children. When times are challenging try adding in a kid-friendly joke and see the results. Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes:
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w."
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
What plants like Halloween the most?
What’s scarier than a monster?
Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
What do birds say on Halloween?
Twick o tweet
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath.
Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
What do moms dress up as on Halloween?