Our favorite Halloween jokes!

We can all use a little humor from time to time. Laughter is good for the soul and also a good way to build relationships with your children. When times are challenging try adding in a kid-friendly joke and see the results. Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes:


How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the "w."



What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spook-etti.


Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

Because a dog was after his bones!



What plants like Halloween the most?

Bam-BOO!


What’s scarier than a monster?

A momster.


Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?

He didn’t have the stomach for it!


What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Booberry pie.


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet


Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Because they have bat breath.


Why are vampires so easy to fool?

Because they’re suckers.


What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch



What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!



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